

im gonna PEE MYSLEF
I was holding my hands over my mouth and trying not to scream. Oh. My. God.
I’m literally crying because of how hard I’m laughing right now.
OH GOD I’M CRYING !!!
This should be the TV advert for that condom brand.
SCREAMING
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Make a change and stop Joesph Kony
Who is Joseph Kony?: http://vimeo.com/37119711Pledge Here: http://www.kony2012.com/
the deadline to stop Kony ends Dec. 31st 2012
If you don’t feel like watching the video, here’s a little summary:
Joseph Kony lives in Central Africa. What Joseph does is, he abducts African kids. He takes them and he keeps them. He makes the boys killers, usually they have to kill their families. When girls are abducted they are turned into sex slaves and are raped. There is no way out of his group: Lord’s Resistance Army, AKA the LRA. He has adbucted over 30,000 children and had made them child soldiers. he won’t stop what he is doing until he is caught, he found out that the US is now on a making to look for him making him harder to find. Right now, Kony is invisible because no one knows about him.. no one. Tell as many people about Kony as you can and make him visible and know. Donate money if you can. Make him visible. we need change, and we need difference. we need Kony to be famous so we can stop the harm of innocent children, this won’t hurt your blog.. just reblog it.
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Joseph Kony is a man from Uganda, located in Central Africa who kidnaps children when they’re sleeping and forces them to fight the LRA (Lord’s Resistance Army). The must not only kill people they don’t know but their own parents also. The boys are handed a gun to fight, and the young girls are used as Kony’s sex slaves. 90% of the army is children, and there are 30,000 children right now being forced to fight. The United States government is well aware of this in Uganda, and last year it came to Obama’s attention. He sent out troops to Uganda help the Ugandan Army track down Kony and bring justice and to disarm the LRA and to free all the children. But a 14 year old boy recently escaped from the army and reported that Kony now knows about the United States’ involvement and is changing his tactics. This means it will be harder to find him. Which is why I’m making this. We need to make Joseph Kony and his crimes well known. Hundreds and thousands of kids are fighting against their will right now and its wrong.
Watch the video of this is below. Its long but its worth it. Spread it on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, whatever network you’re on.
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Everyone needs to watch this.GET INVOLVED. STOP AT NOTHING. THE WORLD MUST KNOW.
I dare you to stop scrolling through your dashboard. Stop checking your Facebook newsfeed that you’ve already checked two seconds ago. Stop updating your Twitter and seeing what your favorite celebrities are saying. Stop watching funny and nonsense videos on Youtube. Take time to educate yourself to MAKE A DIFFERENCE in this world. This is your chance! WATCH THIS VIDEO.
Let’s make JOSEPH KONY Famous!!
Who is JOSEPH KONY?
He is THE WORST LIVING CRIMINAL. He abducts children and makes them use guns to kill their own parents. He takes girls and forces them to be sex slaves. He calls his abducted children the Lord’s Resistance Army, AKA the LRA. He has abducted over 30,000 children and forced them to be child soldiers in Central Africa. He remains at large because he is INVISIBLE to the world. FEW know his name, even FEWER know his crimes. WE ARE MAKING HIM FAMOUS! Because when he is, the world will unite against him and demand his arrest.
We can help make a change. We can make a difference.
I feel so inspired. I feel the need to help and make a difference. This has to happen in 2012. We can’t let him go around and keep doing this to children in Central Africa. Let’s make his name known so he can be stopped. HE CAN NO LONGER BE INVISIBLE!
SHARE THIS TO EVERYONE! Be a part of something BIG and when they catch this man, you would be able to say.. “I HELPED.”
LET’S START HERE ON TUMBLR.
BEST HALF HOUR OF MY LIFE, WATCH IT, YOU WON’T WASTE ANY TIME
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